Are your balls hanging low and not smellin good?

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
06/30/2014 at 20:13 • Filed to: None

Fix your miata balls the easy Frank Grimes way!

Step 1: Go place that sells things

2. buy these clip air freshener things i would get black so it doesnt stand out and pink is girly and girls are awesome but pink air freshener is not ok. new car sucks as well why would you want your car to smell like new rubber the degassing plastics?

3. clip it on your balls so they don't sag down because the clip air freshener now keeps the balls from spinning and if you place the clip right your balls will be aimed right where you want them.

DISCUSSION (17)

PheeNoIVI > Frank Grimes
06/30/2014 at 20:14

How did you know? Didn't think they were that bad...

yamahog > Frank Grimes
06/30/2014 at 20:21

Great idea, I'll go take care of the boyfriend's balls while he's away!

RotaryLover > Frank Grimes
06/30/2014 at 20:30

I put some electrical tape around them. :P

Frank Grimes > RotaryLover
06/30/2014 at 20:31

didnt think of that! As you can tell mine at one point had some of that velvety fabric tape or whatevs to try to fix it and it has worn out methinks also some boner drilled holes in the thing.

RotaryLover > Frank Grimes
06/30/2014 at 20:35

Mine had a burned mark on it, like if the guy/girl wanted to show how badass he/she was by putting out the cigarette lighter on it.

PatBateman > RotaryLover
06/30/2014 at 20:42

We're talking testicles, right?

Frank Grimes > RotaryLover
06/30/2014 at 20:45

I think I might have done that once as a kid. I guess I didnt think it was that hot...but I blame my parents who left me in the car and made me get bored and also they gave me ADD.